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In 2006 Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman imparted the New Years Resolution's of characters from their collaborated work Good Omens, the angelic Aziraphale and the demonic Crowley.

Re-posted for your reading pleasure under the cut.

( Resolution #10: On the orders of Head Office I will encourage the belief in Intelligent Design - despite the fact that the human airway crosses the digestive tract. Who thought that was intelligent? )

Dear Supernatural,

I didn’t want to do this. The truth is it’s not you it’s me: I deserve so much better than this lacklustre bullshit.

( WARNING: Angry ranting beneath the cut )

The Auditor struggled for a moment, and then went rigid. And then disintegrated, tiny particles spinning away and disappearing into nothing.

*****

“You just killed an Auditor with a chocolate?”

“My last Orange Cream, yes. We are exposed here. Come with me.”

*****

“…we have to be stopped!”

“With chocolate?” said Susan.

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